Throughout the diary there are various quotes from people, and quotes from tracks that I like. We now have a cunning little processor that will extract the details of these so that we can produce an index. That index is here, in all its glory. These quotes are most recent at the top to oldest at the bottom. There's a couple of handy links below so that you can jump more easily.
This page lists the quotes in order of their source. They can also be sorted by their date.
Quotes (end) | Song quotes (end)
| Date | Title | Said by | In |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19 Jul 2005 | Relationships | A couple of people | |
| 15 Sep 2007 | Reincarnation | A friend | |
| 12 Feb 2006 | Using NetSurf | A friend | |
| 4 Jul 2005 | Committed ? | Alex | |
| 19 Jul 2006 | Blood-flavoured lollies | BBC news | |
| 17 Aug 2004 | Got the t-shirt | Beka Valentine | Andromeda |
| 31 Jul 2004 | Override authorisation | Beka Valentine | Andromeda |
| 2 Jul 2005 | Thank You | Bob Geldoff | Live 8, Hyde Park |
| 14 May 2005 | Sometimes it happens | Brian Patten | |
| 19 Aug 2006 | Never underestimate your audience | Cameron | Stargate SG-1 |
| 15 Jul 2008 | Things to say in Russian | Cameron and Daniel | Stargate Continuum |
| 4 Oct 2004 | Mismatched listings? | Channel 4 | |
| 26 Jun 2006 | Heard so much about you... | Cherry Bombs | Howard The Duck |
| 16 Aug 2008 | Olympics | Chris | |
| 16 Aug 2008 | Worry | Chris and I | |
| 28 Feb 2007 | Decision trees | Chris and Justin | |
| 5 Jan 2006 | A lodger ? | Colin | Press Gang |
| 31 Jul 2004 | Core breach | Computer | Voyager |
| 11 Sep 2008 | Steak Night | Dad | |
| 22 May 2007 | Re-writes | David Chess | |
| 26 Oct 2007 | Drunken Lemurs | Dilbert | |
| 25 Feb 2006 | Disappointment | Dr Breen | Half Life 2 |
| 13 Jul 2008 | Only slightly abnormal | drobe | |
| 30 May 2007 | Memory and Worry | E. Joseph Cossman | |
| 19 Jan 2007 | There is a fault | EDF Energy | |
| 19 Jul 2005 | Goodbye | Girl | |
| 10 Sep 2008 | Large Hadron Colider | Hedley | |
| 19 Apr 2007 | Infinity | Heds | Talker |
| 16 May 2006 | What are we talking about ? | Heds and I | Talker |
| 10 Jan 2007 | Humiliating people | House and Wilson | House |
| 19 Apr 2007 | Frogs | Ian | Talker |
| 11 Sep 2008 | Holding back a black hole | Ian | |
| 13 Oct 2006 | Unique ? | Ian | |
| 28 Jun 2005 | Out in thunderstorms | Ian | |
| 26 Apr 2006 | Procrastination | Ian and I | Talker |
| 8 Feb 2008 | Ordinary | Ian and Justin | |
| 16 Apr 2008 | Snapped off | Ian and me | |
| 21 May 2007 | A Pony! | Ian, Hedley, and I | The Talker |
| 10 Nov 2005 | Interesting | Jack Sparrow | Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
| 3 Mar 2007 | Opportune Moment | Jack Sparrow | Pirates Of The Carribean |
| 18 Jul 2005 | I'm not nice | Jaye Tyler | Wonderfalls |
| 13 Sep 2006 | A cunning plan! | Jim and Peter | Earthworm Jim |
| 3 Sep 2007 | Women | Jogu | |
| 30 Jan 2007 | Google Spreadsheets | Jogu | |
| 12 Jul 2005 | A challenge | Jogu | |
| 18 Feb 2007 | Can you live on Aeros ? | Jogu, Ian, Justin, Aardvark | |
| 2 Mar 2007 | Theory Of Relativity | John | Yellow Submarine |
| 20 Oct 2007 | Odd expectations | Joseph | |
| 8 Oct 2008 | Cats | Joseph and Me | |
| 26 Nov 2005 | Nuclear physicist | Julian | |
| 28 Sep 2005 | Julian's friends | Julian | |
| 21 Jun 2005 | Clearing the air | Julian | |
| 30 Sep 2004 | 4am | Julian | |
| 19 Sep 2005 | The Borg ? | Juliet | Dark Skies |
| 5 Jun 2005 | Peace and Harmony | Justin | 11 Aug 1998 signature |
| 27 Sep 2008 | Futurewinians | Justin | |
| 20 Jan 2008 | Normal | Justin | |
| 20 Oct 2007 | Bug reporting for Jive | Justin | |
| 8 Aug 2007 | What If ? | Justin | |
| 26 Feb 2007 | Jazz Club, annotations | Justin | |
| 15 Jan 2007 | Time | Justin | |
| 16 Jul 2005 | My tombstone | Justin | |
| 29 Jun 2005 | Who would know me | Justin | |
| 16 Jun 2005 | Lonely Simon | Justin | |
| 10 Oct 2008 | Clever | Justin and Chris | |
| 26 Aug 2005 | I'm outta here | Kevin | Diesel Sweeties |
| 2 Jul 2005 | United Nations | Kofi Annan | Live 8, Hyde Park |
| 23 Sep 2005 | Quo | Les Battersby | Coronation Street |
| 28 Jan 2007 | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | Through The Looking Glass |
| 1 Apr 2007 | Backups | Linus Torvalds | |
| 5 Jan 2006 | Combination | Lynda | Press Gang |
| 19 Aug 2006 | Jumped the shark | Martin | Stargate SG-1 |
| 19 Aug 2006 | Without any actors ? | Martin | Stargate SG-1 |
| 30 Jul 2008 | Headache | Me | |
| 10 Oct 2007 | Test Code | Me | |
| 9 Apr 2007 | All I want... | Me | |
| 14 Apr 2006 | Making fun of things | Me | |
| 30 Nov 2005 | Does life get any better? | Me | |
| 24 Nov 2005 | What's going on ? | Me | |
| 20 Nov 2005 | Hardcore hackers | Me | |
| 16 Nov 2005 | Why using memcpy to store bytes is bad | Me | |
| 9 Nov 2005 | Go to sleep | Me | |
| 4 Oct 2005 | Elephants! | Me | |
| 28 Sep 2005 | A tired mind | Me | |
| 12 Aug 2008 | No Disk | Microsoft Windows | |
| 19 Apr 2007 | Fractals | Mnem | Talker |
| 19 Aug 2006 | Badness | My server | |
| 11 Feb 2006 | Bombshell | Narrator | Arrested Development |
| 2 Jun 2006 | Cat acting in bad faith | National Arbitration Forum | |
| 28 Dec 2005 | Fake Marriage | Newton Davis | HouseSitter |
| 18 May 2006 | CheezAtoms | Pedro | Talker |
| 17 Jan 2007 | The 1980s called | petemaild | |
| 27 Feb 2007 | Can I speak to Mr Fletcher | Phone and me | |
| 17 Jun 2004 | Deeds | Piers Anthony | Thousandstar |
| 22 Feb 2006 | Can't be bothered | Reginald Perrin | The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin |
| 13 May 2006 | Metaphysics | Ron and Yvonne | Goodnight sweetheart |
| 24 Mar 2006 | Doing stuff | Rube | Dead Like Me |
| 22 May 2006 | I don't care | Salem and M'lady | Sabrina The Teenage Witch |
| 19 Aug 2006 | The best way... | Sam Carter | |
| 24 Mar 2007 | Camberwick Green | Sam Tyler | Life On Mars |
| 23 Aug 2008 | Remembering the lines | Sarah and Justin | Labyrinth |
| 14 Sep 2008 | Which is it today? | Shakeaway | |
| 15 Jun 2005 | Developer's Guide | Solaris Open Source website | |
| 11 Nov 2005 | Talk | Someone | |
| 18 Sep 2005 | Just neat | Spike | Buffy, The Vampire Slayer |
| 17 May 2004 | A grey area | Susan | Coupling |
| 13 Feb 2006 | Making sense | Susan and Patrick | Coupling |
| 20 Jun 2005 | Poisoning | The Brewsters | Arsenic and Old Lace |
| 12 Oct 2004 | Mobile Phones | The Register | |
| 2 Oct 2005 | Lobster Pate | The Tanners and ALF | ALF |
| 6 Jul 2005 | London 2012 | Train announcer | |
| 11 Jul 2006 | What now? | Two agents | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang |
| 20 Jan 2005 | Joey | USA Today | |
| 8 Jun 2007 | Magnetic Penguins | Vicki | |
| 1 Feb 2007 | Upgrading | Windows Media Player | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #8 | 05 Apr 2004 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #3 | 05 Oct 2003 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #5 | 09 Nov 2003 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #7 | 13 Dec 2003 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #11 | 13 Sep 2004 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #10 | 13 Sep 2004 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #4 | 15 Oct 2003 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #9 | 21 Jun 2004 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #6 | 23 Nov 2003 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #1 | 27 May 2003 | |
| 25 Jun 2005 | Unknown tagline #2 | 31 Aug 2003 | |
| 23 Sep 2005 | Plays of Sophocles | An Analysis of Bagpuss | |
| 16 Sep 2005 | Strange things | Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure | |
| 14 May 2005 | Dreams | Biography of Gabrielle | |
| 18 Nov 2005 | Open with things | Charmed | |
| 10 Oct 2005 | Brain in a jar | Diesel Sweeties | |
| 18 Oct 2006 | Futility? | Dilbert | |
| 19 Sep 2005 | Obsessed is a strong word | Grosse Point Blank | |
| 14 Aug 2006 | Faster than the speed of light | Interplanetary Internet: Architectural definition | |
| 30 Oct 2005 | BST change-over | Last.fm | |
| 14 Jul 2006 | Ready ? | Last.fm holding page | |
| 8 Jun 2004 | Awkward? | Phoenix Feathers | |
| 23 Apr 2006 | Pimping a Polo | Pimp My Snack forum | |
| 25 Mar 2007 | Dodos | Primeval | |
| 25 Mar 2007 | What's important | Primeval | |
| 15 Oct 2006 | Useful advice | Proverbs, King James Bible | |
| 4 Jun 2005 | Security considerations | RFC 1135 | |
| 15 Sep 2004 | Reindeer flight exemptions | Salt Lake City, Title 16, section 16.16.180 | |
| 24 Sep 2004 | Updated reindeer flight exemptions | Salt Lake City, Title 16, section 16.16.180, amended 29 Sep 2004 | |
| 11 May 2005 | A Mess | Scrubs | |
| 7 Aug 2006 | One we didn't think of | Snakes on a Plane | |
| 3 Jun 2004 | The Catavari | The Invisible Man | |
| 24 Jul 2008 | Chance is predetermined | The National Lottery | |
| 23 Jun 2005 | Randomness | The past | |
| 27 Mar 2007 | All MP3 players use Plays For Sure | Tom Archer's blog | |
| 11 Sep 2005 | Passport caution | UK Passport, page 2 | |
| 1 Mar 2007 | A lonely place | Yellow Submarine | |
| 5 Dec 2005 | Fox email disclaimer | ||
| 19 Sep 2005 | How much before it's a good idea ? | ||
| 9 May 2005 | Geocomtex support |
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