So... Let's get this straight - Phoebe...

• has a twin named Ursula.
• doesn't like her sister because she steals or breaks her things.
• her mum killed herself.
• her mum was a drug dealer.
• lived on the streets after her mum killed herself.
• has a friend called albino (bob?)
• her dad left when she was young (age unknown).
• her dad used to sing a song to her that later became 'Smelly Cat'.
• wrote 'Smelly Cat' which was made into a single and appeared on a cat litter advert.
• was in Prague.
• has a restraining order preventing her from going within fifty yards of Sting, his wife, or any member of his family.
• collects royalties from her sister's porn films.
• was married to a gay ice dancer, and later divorced him so that he could marry a girl after he found he was straight.
• believes that her grandfather looks like Albert Einstein.
• was a surrogate mother to her half-brother's triplets.
• is a masseuse.
• used to give massages at the U.N.
• likes all her things to be 'one of a kind' although she does have a thing for Pottery Barn.
• Speaks spanish.

Oh, oh, oh... Wicked Game and Stolen Car go really well together.