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Diary (July 2003)

Just a few odd facts about Phoebe from Friends.

25
Jul
2003
Friday
  • Phoebe.

So... Let's get this straight - Phoebe...

  • has a twin named Ursula.
  • doesn't like her sister because she steals or breaks her things.
  • her mum killed herself.
  • her mum was a drug dealer.
  • lived on the streets after her mum killed herself.
  • has a friend called albino (bob?)
  • her dad left when she was young (age unknown).
  • her dad used to sing a song to her that later became 'Smelly Cat'.
  • wrote 'Smelly Cat' which was made into a single and appeared on a cat litter advert.
  • was in Prague.
  • has a restraining order preventing her from going within fifty yards of Sting, his wife, or any member of his family.
  • collects royalties from her sister's porn films.
  • was married to a gay ice dancer, and later divorced him so that he could marry a girl after he found he was straight.
  • believes that her grandfather looks like Albert Einstein.
  • was a surrogate mother to her half-brother's triplets.
  • is a masseuse.
  • used to give massages at the U.N.
  • likes all her things to be 'one of a kind' although she does have a thing for Pottery Barn.
  • Speaks spanish.

13
Jul
2003
Sunday
  • Music.

Oh, oh, oh... Wicked Game and Stolen Car go really well together.


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