Today's episode of Stargate was purely a clips show. What is it about
American series producers that makes them think that clips shows are
actually interesting to the people who watch the shows ? If you're watching
the shows then you've probably seen the bits anyhow - if you missed them in
the first place, then you may wonder what they're on about but you don't
actually gain anything by seeing the small snippet that is shown. If you're
not watching the shows, then invariably the snippets are so intertwined with
the story that you're going to gain very little insight into the series.
In case you're unaware, a 'clips show' as I call it (and possibly others
call it that, too) is an episode with about 1/5 the actual content of a
normal episode, but with the rest made up of tiny sections of previous
episodes. Imagine an advert for the series that runs for a full episode
instead of just a minute or so and you'll get the idea of the kind of tedium
it induces. Why do I watch them, then ? In the vain hope that the content
that there is might actually be worth it. And you keep watching, through
the clips to the new sections because you just want to see what's in these
new bits.
Maybe it's just me, but I really stop paying attention when the clips are
on, which means that - in the case of StarGate - I've wasted an hour to
watch what is essentially a 10 minute programme. Maybe I'm a little unfair,
because today's episode did have some bearing on the programme, and maybe
that's their way of making up for the fact that there was very little else
going for a clips show.
On a purely practical level, I expect that the clips show fill the production
time where the primary actors are having a mid-season holiday. If that's the
case, does it really have to impact on the flow of the story. If you know
that the holiday is coming then you plan for it - which I guess is what
they're doing by keeping the production team working on the clips show with
the minor characters filling in the parts. But it does make for an episode
that - for those who are watching the show - is really quite tedious and
unfulfilling.
Maybe I'm being unfair by saying 'American shows'. Off the top of my head,
I can only think of three shows that I've seen doing it, but then I don't
actively watch too much television (honest!) - Friends, StarGate and The
Simpsons (and the much older slash and pastes that went for cartoons like
Tom and Jerry). For The Simpsons... well, I've really got nothing to say
there, 'cos it's almost as pointless as the Tom and Jerry clips shows,
except that with The Simpsons we've come to expect so much more. With The
Simpsons, we expect a story - it may not be a sane story and it may change
after 2 minutes into the programme, but we expect it to follow on. With Tom
and Jerry (and their kin) pasting together small snippets wasn't noticeable
most of the time because... well, it's a cat chasing a mouse around a house
- there's not actually the much variation when it comes down to it
(not to knock Tom and Jerry, but it doesn't really have that much of a
story).
What basically happens with the clips show is that you sit down to watch it
and then it turns out it's a clips show and you feel cheated. Because you've
waited a week to watch this and it wasn't worth it. You could have
reorganised your time to do something else. Of course, if you'd checked the
TV guide, you'd know that it was a clips show. But of course, I don't do that
because I don't want to spoil the episode by knowing what's going to happen.
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